Notecard Packs

WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY WORST™

Despair's Greatest Hurts™ notecard packs feature the most demoralizing designs we've ever created. Each 13-pack of 5"x7" notecards is printed on famously luxurious KromeKote paper and includes envelopes. Every card is virtually guaranteed to demolish whatever esteem remains in the delusional minds of your loser coworkers, your lackluster friends and your dysfunctional relatives. Trust us, they deserve worse!

Greatest Hurts Volume 1

13-card pack with envelopes, ready to gift!

Contains: Achievement, Challenges, Get to Work, Inspiration, Limitations, Mistakes, Motivation, Priorities, Retirement, Sloth, Responsibility, Tradition, Teamwork

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Greatest Hurts Volume 2

13-card pack with envelopes, ready to gift!

Contains: Affirmation, Ambition, Believe in Yourself, Change (History), Dedication, Government, Meetings, Multitasking, Never Give Up, Sacrifice, Sensitivity, Wishes, You Are Special

$ 20.00

Greatest Hurts Volume 3

13-card pack with envelopes, ready to gift!

Contains: Adaptation, Collaborate, Consistency, Consulting, Demotivation, Downsizing, Friendship, Idiocy, Mercy, Perseverance, Potential, Solutions, Worth

$ 20.00

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